Wimps and posers leave the hall...

"Heavy Metal is the law that keeps us all united free / A law that shatters earth and hell / Heavy Metal can't be beaten by any dynasty / We're all wizards fightin' with our spell."

This is the best video on YouTube. Ever.



In case you don't know these lyrics or didn't recognise the Bröderna Hårdrock, you're pretty much a poser. Go and listen to Poison or Mr. Big or any of that girl crap, and let the rest of us bang our heads.